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A perfectly awful Pinot Noir. No really, perfectly awful.

What can be said? It's comes across as alcoholic grape juice (and a poor one at that.) You might consider a shot of Vodka to really liven things up.

Frankly, consider giving this piece of hardware to your worst enemy! It's that bad. Yes, it will open the bottle, but mangle the cork and try your patience in the process!

An ever so brief taste at a recent wine tasting. In short, way to dry, at least for my taste.

Return again to the "Summer of Love" -- 1969 when you might have had this "wine" between bongs of weed. Once again I must protest to my publisher with this affront to my senses.